aries: sexually frustrated at everything
taurus: really nice but dead inside
gemini: mostly just hungry
cancer: in the closet but not really
leo: super gay for everyone
virgo: promises not to tell and then tells everyone
libra: lazy assholes like seriously do something with your life
scorpio: i’ve never met one but they’re all jerks
sagittarius: always boning your mom
capricorn: loves everyone but loves themselves more
aquarius: never not killing you
pisces: big booty bitches
i don’t care about straight girls who are afraid to cut their hair short in case they get called lesbians, i care about the fact that lesbians are being used as fucking insults
I care about the fact that I cut my hair short and people still think I’m straight
You don’t want to be by yourself, correct? We are many but you are alone. You hate it, don’t you?
That is what it is to be lonely.
That is what your mind is. That is what fills your soul. You are that sorrow.
Actually one of the most fucking beautiful compositions I’ve ever heard.
He walled us in. He walled us in!
Pacific Rim Gag Reel + Charlie Smiles (｡♥‿♥｡)
get to know me meme: [4/10] friendships → dwight & michael
"I have been Michael’s number two guy for about 5 years. And we make a great team. We’re like one of those classic famous teams. He’s like Mozart and I’m like…Mozart’s friend. No. I’m like Butch Cassidy and Michael is like…Mozart. You try and hurt Mozart? You’re gonna get a bullet in your head courtesy of Butch Cassidy."